Shot Outs

Ghada...Oh ghada. You're quite the hilarious character. All of our zaney adventures in German with Frau Unibrow/Frau Hitler...hahha dude, those were so funny. I'm never going to forget any of them. From the begining of grade 9- we hated eachother, and then as we got to know eachother we realized that we had a lot in common...from then on we became really tight, which is good because you're such a cool person, i don't know what i would do without you. You're so funny, and when i'm sad you always make me smile, and when we chill, we always have a good time no matter what we do. So many memories from the wood and out of the wood...shopping, movies, phone calls, msn etc. You're such a funny/chill person, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Even though you go to CB now, we still talk often and that's good. I'm glad! Too many memories form German, spares, Art etc. Good times. "Love you like a fat arab loves lumb"- NANOW

Angela...keefik ya Angela...lol, i know you hate that but i love it..."Angola". Alright, so we've been good friends ever since i came to Elmwood, and i can honestly say, you're like...the funniest person ever. We've had so many adventures together in a number of different classes- mainly being Chem, but still. Not to mention us being the biggest shit disturbers of our grade (mostly because we're arab). We've caused so many raukuses..(the time where we were parading on the balcony at school yelling "sharmoota" and naufal busted our asses)...having way too much fun in chemistry (cause we all know that that class should not be fun at all). Who could forget about all of our fun times at leb fests, parties, birthday parties, chilling outside of school and chilling during spares. You arre my sista from anotha mista...lol or not. I love the fact that we're both arabic and that we can speak arabic and make fun of people without them noticing *cough* yahoods *cough*. Angola, we've had too many good times and i never want them to stop because when i'm with you, i always have a good time and we always laugh about anything and everything, and that's one of the most important things in a friendship. You're too funny, "leb-a-teez", "sakri bousek", "khara" lol, and all of our other inside jokes. Props to you and your hilarious paki accent (you do it better than anyone else i know)...hahah love you ange! - NONA!

Noora...the Leb version. You're such a funny & good person, and you have such a big heart, an all around really cool person. Funny times ---> "Dude, I'm about to pass out...I can't do what we did last night" LOL, that came out wrong...but you know you like it you sharm. 5am, I'd "do what we did last night" again anytime...it's funny because we seem to be "doing what we did last night" a lot lol...slash like, every night. You're so funny..."we'll listen to it next time you ride me...i mean ride WITH me" hahah wtf...lol..."You're the twin I never had". Good chats about the most random things for hours- but so worth it. Ie. Haiiiiiiiiiifa! "This world is full of sharameet...speaking of sharameet...Haifa's on TV" LMAO! Cruising to Arabic music around your school, Heba flipping out in the back seat "yaa noouura, 3andina class!!!" Man she was so scared it was too funny. Underover 3abeed haha. "We're the Undercover 3abeeds? Wait, what's the plural for '3abeed'?" LOL! THE FUNNIEST THING EVER ---> "I was so scared when the teacher called me down, and then some chick was like 'it's cause I saw you smoking weed at the back of the school' and then I was like 'wtf are you talking about?' " HAHAHA!! So much fun making fun of our immigrant moms, and "I sneak downstairs after everyone's gone to bed...I memorized which stairs squeak and which don't" ahahah you're such a weenie. "THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR SHARMOOTA?? SINCE WHEN!!!" ahahah "ayywah keda"...you SO want to be masraya. The yahood emoticon, AYYWAH it's SO funny. You're hilarious, you always break your own record of funny things in a day. "Yeah, she's such a sharm...no, not your mom, Haifa!"..."I thought you were talking about MY MOM!". Random, but funny 3-way chats with Heba..."what am i supposed to say? that next time you'll ride me!?" HAHA... Heba--> "whats the story of your nicknames?"... You--> "YEAH NORA...tell her :|"... Me--> "uhh...what are you talking about heba? i have no idea what you're referring to" LOL. Changing our msn names to confuse her, and then her changing her name to the same thing so we all ended up confused, too funny! Don't worry noora, I'll get you out of class. Haha you're such a fob, it's so funny, tayeb...Love you! - NORA²!

Taleen...taleen, definitely a funny person. So many good times together, laughing and joking around about everything, good msn chats, good phone chats, good times skiing (you snowboarding, which is so funny by the way). I always know what you're thinking/you always know what I'm thinking, it's like we can read each other's mind, you dirty, dirty yahoodi lol. Hilarious events...(Elmwood- the time by the couches and all the times you visited. Ashbury- your badminton practice, coffee house "let's be honest, I'd rather be listening to Najwa Karam than this crap", dances and all the times I visited lol (with Angie). Your house- the star on the table + broken chair + you baking betty crocker cakes. Msn- "go eat some jibnay".."i am"..."LMAO"..."la vache qui rit"..."bitch, what'd you say? did you just call me a cow?"..."LOL NO! why would I randomly call you a laughing cow?" and who could forget all our funny stories. E-mails- WAY too many, haha, spare- my visits to Ash last year, cruising to arabic music, lunch ---> hitting up subway arabic style...good call on parking in the handicap spot during your fire drill :| , us chilling before your duke of ed trip. Friday night skiing- cinnimon hearts, "shaniqua", racism speech, your hilarious black school shoes, your face plant in the snow, our walk and talk..."are those snow pants?"..."no dude, my ass is SO wet". Movies ---> 50 first dates..."DUDE! YOU IDIOT! You picked the wrong theatre...that one's for like...the blind"- me...."THERE IS NO THEATRE FOR THE BLIND, YOU SHARM!"- you...lmao, whops. And SO much more). ahah, you dirty sharm! Beaccccce in zee Middle East! - N-DOG!

Nazik...Oh niggy, we've been tight ever since i can remember (lol, since grade 9) we've had so many memories and hilarious times and a shit load of inside jokes. You're classic, so funny and damn cute! I can't exactly remember all of our hilarious times at this hour since it's 12.35 and i definitely have class tomorrow...haram. It's okay though, cause you know us Africans know how to take care of shit. Anyway, good memories going out to coffee/dinner/shopping. Summer memories, always chilling and shopping. Who could forget us always having to bus everywhere. No worries, when i get my G2, we're not going to be busing ANYWHERE. That's RIIIIIIIIIIGHT BIATCH :) ahahah. Good homeroom memories and birthday memories (mine, erica's etc) who could forget all of the dances where we bust a move and do it ghetto/arabic steez. You're too funny. I'll add more to this later on. Take care and see you in Homeroom- 11A- The Arab Homeroom. LOVE NIGGY.

MIMI...Ohh mimi, you're so funny. I've known you since the days of arabic school, way back then. We lost contact ever since then, but we've been tight since grade 9, I mean, come on, we're the only Egyptians of our grade...REPRESEEEEEEEEEEENT! YEAH! Sooo many hilarious times with you...same homeroom in grade 9 and 10, having SO many of the same classes together, and playing basketball on the wood's team together. Not to mention chilling outside of school on various occasions- Canada days, Halloween, the Leb Fest, those stupid Egyptian gatherings, it's okay though because at least we have eachother to talk to during those boring nights when our parents force us to go. You're so funny and damn hilarious. YOU are my hero mimi...you're too funny and such a sweetie. This year, you living in our homeroom cause you don't like Mme.Adams or any of the people in your homeroom, it's good, now all of the arabs are apart of 11A...along with me, angie, nazik, tiffany (not arab, but still she's so funny) etc. You're the best mimi, keep smiling, don't let anyone get you down and continue to be yourself :). REPRESENT THE EGYPTIANS- NONA!

Morgan...SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM BAG! lmao that was funny...penny hoe...skank hoe...hoe bag...lmao. too many funny things. Lol, first time i remember meeting you- canada day, a few days before summerschool started. i remember, you were actually sitting next to me in the class room, and you looked like you were actually 20 something years old...and you pulled out this enveloppe with your name on it that had the cheque for the text book in it, and i remember thinking..."what a fob...like, she's in her 20s and her mom still does that for her" little did i know that you were actually younger than me...ahah. we began chilling everyday, therefore we became tight. so many hilarious memories from summer school, such as: setting off the door alarm together, sitting at the same table, shit disturbing the class. Asem and Heba at our table too and our funny conversations in arabic, when we would insult you in arabic and you would know exactly what we were saying, lunch trips, sitting outside in that like..."garden" during lunch. How we kept tellingourselves that we'd bring a pillow to sit on cause our asses hurt from those dirty, dirty stools, that time when we were writing all over the desk, then got into trouble for it...wandering around the school and causing raukuses...as per usual. nothing makes a better team than an arab and a white girl brought up in an italian atmosphere. Other than summer school, we've chilled a number of times, downtown, out to dinner, movies, shopping...the whole nine yards. anything chill there is to do in ottawa, we've done it (minus clubbing). You coming to elmwood, me going to CB...good times man, more to come i'm sure. take a look at the "memories/inside jokes" section, there's a whole page about funny shit during summer school. anyway, it's 1am on a tuesday...or should i say, wednesday morning...i should get to bed since i have class tomorrow *tear*. But you're so funny, never forget it! LOVE YOU SHARM BAG!

Allie...Oh Allie, you're TOO funny. Us and our chem memories, HIGH-larious!!! ahah! We've become pretty tight in the past few months due to the fact that we're both sharms...lol okay, maybe not me...hahah JUST KIDDING YOU FOB! Let's see here, we have like...Gym...Chem...and ENGLISH together. Okay, let's start with Gym. Gym is my favorite class since we're like the biggest shit disturbers ever. It's all about you, me, nazik, margaret, tiffany and vj. pretty much everyone else in our class is a loser. Anyway, so right, all the sports we've done...field hockey, football, ultimate, basketball and now volley ball- too funny. *T catches the ball* "uhm, like, is the quarter back supposed to throw the ball?" what a fag. and she was also like...(while playing soccer)..."what am i supposed to do? like...kick the ball?" what is she? like a post? i actually think the wall is less dense than she is. eww long nails? BITCH! LIKE, CUT YOUR NAILS! (not you, i mean her lol). English, ooooooooh english. Dr.george and her sex talks and her talks about Orgies..."man, we don't want to know what you do in your spare time" lol. THE LINT/FUR BALL...OOOOOOOMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY...so classic, how many times did it get done to people. like, on their shoulders, on their head...the FUNNIEST part of my school year, we have to do that really soon. not to mention us being shit disturbers, and me falling asleep countless times in class. Chem- we're actually pretty studious in chem, we both do well/did well...except for when we have a quiz everyclass and i'm like..."oh shit, what do we do", so you explain it and then i end up doing better than you did and you were the one who studied...lmao. YOOOOOOOOOOO ROCKCLIFFE CLUB WITH ERIN! "you can be in the rockcliffe club"..."uhm, but dude, i don't live in rockcliffe" lol. oh well. good walks..hahah good times, good times. who could ever forget when i was in your philosophy class (before i dropped it)? we were all like, shit disturbers and dr.george like, hated on us HARDCORE, i dont know how you survive doing that crap, it was such a waste of time/energy. oh god, but i can honestly say, we would laugh about something every class. Also, our hilarious talks in the caf at lunch/break etc. Last but not least chilling with the e-crew...halloween, cafe bacci etc. you're too funny allie and you're definitely a sand nigger. "allie is so brown"- me..."you know, she's really not brown at all?"- erin..."yeah i know :$ shhhh" lol. you're sand allie, you're sand. that's why i'm writing this in a sand-type colour! YAY. PROPS AND PEACE OUT.

Sara...you kinda forced me into making you a shot-out, but it's okay...lmao! jkjk, no, i was totally going to make one for you anyways. We've had so many adventures...like SOOOOOOO many, especially in grade 9- when we first met. We were tight for so long, it feels like so long ago, but it really hasn't been that long at all. Those days were good, funny adventures with Megan and the rest of our old crew and the Ashbury crew, shopping, shit disturbing at Elmwood, adventures with your Velcro and Dutchess at your house, ahah ohh QQ (your dog lol). Hilarious adventures at both, yours and my house. Movies, christmas/march breaks, long phone conversations and hilarious msn chats. Wow, we had so much fun, never forget all the good times- or the arabic music in math class. YES, we're like the BIGGEST shit disturbers EEEEEEEVER. hahah, oh mrs.brown with a poodle on her noodle who has down syndrome-oodle. HAHAHAHAH yes! too funny. Being screwed for all the math tests, assignments, quizzes and classes together hahaha!! Props Ricey. Peace. N.

Shalta...oh Shalta, you're definitely one of my favorite people. We've had some of the best times I can remember ever having with anyone. From the begining, before I ever came to Elmwood, I had already like, "stereotyped" you and thought that you were the biggest bitch ever. When I finally got to the Wood, and took a second to get to know you, (which is one thing I'm glad that I did, because if I hadn't, we would have never been friends) you were one of the chillest people ever. Even though when we chilled, we were never doing anything specific, we would still have an awesome time- doing english, talking about boys, talking about anything and everything. You're my third sis, and for that I am so grateful. Minus some of the stupid things that I did, and minus your split personality disorder, we have a pretty steady friendship (because I know that somewhere, deep down inside there you have a heart. lol just kidding!). I'm happy that you're going to have a little brother, and I'm sure you'll show him what a good sister you can be. You're an awesome person, don't let anyone get you down (I know you wont, but still). I'm really glad that we still talk considering the circumstances and I'm happy you came to visit me in January, I had an awesome time chilling with you- just like the old days. You're such a funny character (the rapier- "I know what you're thinking, and it's not that" lol, the episodes- "minty fruit" and the series of Arabic episodes, funny talks in the common room- "my gaydar was off the radar"/washroom/peer helping- "when mrs.bates walks in the room, a dark cloud enters" and "dude, what the fuck happened to your face?" *talking to sarah quinn* LMAO/msn and phone, super s- you are super s, our chats before my math class last year and my visits to Schad. Series of nicknames- pillow, shalty, shalts, SHALSHUTA LMAO, big S- too many nick names involving "sharmoutah"...Nourishma, Nourrrra, sharm etc.) you're the best. Take care, good luck with school and much love- NOURISHMA.

Karlye...well, well, well...who do we have here? Karlye, you're so funny, i've had so many good times with you dude, you're such a chiller...let's see here...classes in grade 10 (i'm not sure if we had any in grade 9 though :S) anyway, good times chilling during holidays, coffee at starbucks doing physics, malls, movies, hitting up the leb fest...who could forget BANK? and us always missioning out on fridays...downtown and to HOLT RENFREW! haha yes, THE BURBERRY PERFUME! mmmmmm..it smells so good, we were addicted for like, ever!! and i still am! Going out to dinner etc. and just shopping. i miss those days...DUDE, REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE WENT OUT TO THAT MEXICAN RESTAURANT?? and the "Spice Girls" Incident? haha, running away from that guy that was like stalking us and we almost got beaten up/raped! ahhh, that was scary..and then how we took shelter in that random Sushi restaurant...and the lady was all like..."can i help you?" and you were totally like..."we're waiting for some people" and then she leaves, we're all watching to make sure the guy doesn't follow us in, then the stupid bitch COMES BACK! she's all like..."how many are you going to be?" and then i was just totally like..."WE DON'T KNOW YET!!!" and then she like went away. i love how we tried to hide behing like, a clear door/in the closet, but there weren't any coats to hide us! HAHAHA YES! AND THEN THE BURBERRY BOW! HOW WE WERE ALL FIGHTING OVER IT! LMAO! who could forget all those memories?! During the summer...CANADA DAY 03! "SHOU AMELNAH...KASSARNAH EL SHAMSAYAH!" haha and how Missy almost got us raped! ahhh, not to mention the BreakDancing day on Parliament hill, when there was like..."someone with a gun" at rideau, so we randomly ended up meeting on the hill! and how those freaky arabic guys were talking to me "Hey Egyptian Girrrrrl" *arabic accent* and then how i was like.."uhmm...Karlye, let's go!" and you were like..."no, let's stay a bit longer!" and i almost killed you! DUDE, REMEMBER TECH, REMEMBER THE CHILD LABOUR MOVIE!! AND THE DRINKING/DRIVING MOVIE! AHAHA THOSE WERE THE BEST! Our hilarious chats about MOP TOP!!!!!!!!!! FRENCH CLASS FUNNIES WITH MME.SAB...WHAT A MOFO!! "how are you today Karlyle?" lmao, or Sarah's Log!! HAHAHAHAHHHAHA oh karlye, Chucky/Upchucked...Simon/MonZi loves you! you're so funny! yeaaaah! yalla, bye dude!

Justine...haha, JJ, you're so funny..there were so many good times! where do i start? grade 9 man, in civics, when we'd always sit next to eachother and never pay attention to ScaryGarry (Yates!) haha, ohh, we had so much fun...and then in careers we were such trouble makers...with the lipgloss and ms.carver kept getting mad! what a dirtbag! hahah, not to mention duke of ed, you were there for me girl! i appreciated that so much. i love you to death! then toronto! when we were chilling in the pool and shit, and at wonderland!! hahah, that was so much fun! haha, and then Math class with mr.elliott...CINDERELLIOTT! SMELLIOTT! lmao! those were the days! and how we'd never get our work done because we'd always be talking and then he like, had to separate us! LMAO THEN GYM CLASS WITH ROSSI!!! STUPID BITCH! lol...oh man. i love how we'd always have to be separated cause we'd always talk so much and the teachers ALWAYS got mad...hah...awww! 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN! yah!! Then last year! as if we only had 2 classes together, that sucks so bad!! we still had fun in those classes though! like in tech! we never payed attention to anything, and just like, emailed and shit! and how we sat together and caused trouble!!hahah, then english...haha yes! so many memories! WHO COULD FORGET BB!! YESSSSSSS...HAHAHAHAHHAHA....OMG! not to mention "Fat Bitch" song...lmao! OH MAN, CAMEL TOE!!! YES, THEN GETTING THE LYRICS TO TIPSY AND RAPPING IT IN CLASS!!! THE FUR BALL!!! HAHAH and the lyrics to like, SO many other songs too...GETTING ADDICTED TO CONFESSIONS PART 2, YAY! DUDE WHO COULD FORGET TINA!! "NORA! MY COMPUTER JUST TALKED TO ME"-you, "whhhhat? lmao you're on crack"- nora..."NO SERIOUSLY! SHE SAID 'Hello, my name is Tina, in 10 seconds i will show you how to speed up your computer'"-you, "AHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH" *shits myself laughing*-nora...Not to mention CAMP FORTUNE! yes, all of our bus rides! those were so much fun!! awww!!! not to mention that one day we were running away from BB! shit! that was scary! haha, and how you WERE and STILL ARE the main supplier for gum and mints and shit, yes! whenever anyone needed gum, they knew where to go right away! RUSH 2...mmmm "i want to rape myself" yes! man, those were the days! ohh man, we've had so many good times girl!! I can't believe you're not at elmwood anymore :( HARAM. Baby i miss you! but it's alright because we'll always see eachother regardless of wether we go to the same school or not. and when i get my license i'll be coming down to mannotick to visit you and the boater all the time!!! never forget..."DUDE, I DONT CARE I'M A P-I-M-P", tipsy, burn, confessions part II, Baby It's You, Get Out (leave), Lose My Breath and all of our songs. not to mention all of our funny chats on msn and on the phone, web cams and your party, lol so funny! i had an awesome time. your frequent visits to elmwood (i know you miss me bitch) all of the funny conversations we have when you DO visit. lol you boater you! you're the best awww, you're such a chiller! love you!

Shot Outs also go to- Margaret (marge), Tiffany (the ghetto black girl), Vero (v-ro), Moe, Mo, Julia (jules), Asem (3asi), Joe (jojo), Hassan, Heba (habhoob), Deena ("deeno"), Ashley (hoochie), Caro (crowz), Annie (turbin), Mimi (mims/mimou), Missy (ttp), Virginia (veej), Vanessa (lil' bissy), Krina (the brown indian), Kira (kiki), Emily (Manny/Mansfield), Kathryn (k-job), Liz (betty/lizzo), Erin (hoe), Monica (crusties), Aleana (lillian box), Christine J, Jill, Anne (m.m.), Jess, Tasha, Sarah, Emily, Jess H (poo), Jane (white cow), Andrea (darks), Alex, Maryam, Dena, Kate, Heather, Chris, Chris L, Lucy, Emma (bizzatch), Maura (momo), Ryan, Pat, Omar, Nabila (nabs), Steph A (white cracks), Chris P, Dan, Medge (black cracks), Kerri (midge), Iris (irise), Erica (ping-pong) etc. (sorry if i forgot anyone else)